welp, its thursday night
and have a giant panther on my tits
and had it there when with my comm prof
I couldn't survive in alabama
I'm too liberal and crass
"look at me, I'm wearing a shirt for a dress for godsakes"
she agreed
I couldn't survive in the ocean either
a whale would swallow me up
with his chin inflating like an industrial balloon
or a hammerhead shark
would find me with electricity
plus
fish just mate in the water
sperm everywhere
I'm more selective
unless I'm drinking a jug of wine and watching planet earth in an animal shirt
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