general booze

welp, its thursday night
and have a giant panther on my tits
and had it there when with my comm prof

I couldn't survive in alabama
I'm too liberal and crass
"look at me, I'm wearing a shirt for a dress for godsakes"
she agreed

I couldn't survive in the ocean either
a whale would swallow me up
with his chin inflating like an industrial balloon
or a hammerhead shark
would find me with electricity

plus
fish just mate in the water
sperm everywhere
I'm more selective

unless I'm drinking a jug of wine and watching planet earth in an animal shirt